jaymsterbean: thedailywhat: Chuck & Beans. lol!

jaymsterbean:

thedailywhat:

Chuck & Beans.

lol!

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saabmagalona:

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Calvin and Hobbes: You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system! Dead on if you ask me. The school system is more of a test for being able to acquire knowledge than preparation for anything worthwhile.

Calvin and Hobbes: You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system!


Dead on if you ask me. The school system is more of a test for being able to acquire knowledge than preparation for anything worthwhile.

twistedfork:

“Dancing Inmates” from Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center (CPDRC), a maximum security prison here in the Philippines, were treated to a visit by Michael Jacksons long-time choreographer Travis Payne and dancers Daniel Celebre and Dres Reid to learn performances from THIS IS IT.

Amazing! :O

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cosmicmonkeh: TRIPPYYYY.

cosmicmonkeh:

TRIPPYYYY.

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pinoytumblr: (via cosmicmonkeh) Yummies. :)

pinoytumblr:

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Yummies. :)

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Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda =))

  • (Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
  • Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
  • Gwapo: Ako po?
  • Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
  • (Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
  • Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
  • Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
  • (Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
  • Vice: Manong bayad po.
  • Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
  • Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
  • (Bababa na sya)
  • Vice: Manong, para.
  • Manong1: Bababa ka na?
  • Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
  • (2nd attempt)
  • Vice: Para ho.
  • Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
  • Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
  • (Binaba siya sa gitna)
  • Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
  • Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
  • Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.

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Senator Pimentel—Shame on you!

jimparedes:

In an official senate ethics hearing on Villar’ alleged double insertion on the C5 extension project,

ROXAS : I had no insertions, period…Let alone an insertion for a road to pass through any such property..”

PIMENTEL: Well, I am sure that after your marriage, you had some insertions”.

ROXAS:That is an affront on my wife (Korina Sanchez), Mr. President!”.

Pimentel-You’re such a low life. YOU use tax payers money to say this? YOu are a disgrace to the senate and should be censured for this.

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awwwwww. :D

awwwwww. :D

Tinago Falls. The water is pretty unfriendly down there.

Tinago Falls. The water is pretty unfriendly down there.